my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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