Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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