Christians are straight up FREAKS
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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