what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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