Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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