real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
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