this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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