So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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