Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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