So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You were trust falling into bushes
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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