So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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