your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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