I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Boobs are out for the taking
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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