Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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