There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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