I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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