Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Randomize
