Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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