so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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