life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
