Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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