Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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