I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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