D3 body, D1 cock
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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