i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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