Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Randomize
