she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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