He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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