But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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