I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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