im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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