i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Randomize