we're chasing vodka with high fives
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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