You're so nebulous sometimes
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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