shes about as inviting as chlamydia
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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