i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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