K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
