I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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