what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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