She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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