Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Randomize
