with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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