My nipple is on Facebook.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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