i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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