turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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