awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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