Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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