Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I love you.
Bad choice
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