Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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