marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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