doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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