spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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