They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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