I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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