That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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