this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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